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Banana Jokes
Don't judge me
| Joke | Answer |
|---|---|
| : Why do bananas wear suntan lotion? | : Because they peel! |
| : What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? | (I don't understand this one.)(sing to the tune of 5th symphony): Banana..na....! Banana..na....! |
| What do you call two banana skins | A pair of slippers |
| When banana growers are heart broken, what do they sing? | What else but Peelings? |
| Why did the banana go to see the doctor? | The banana was not peeling very well |
| Why did the banana go out with the prune? | Because he couldn't find a date. |
| What is the easiest way to make a banana split? | Cut it in half |
| Not really a joke | Broccoli: I look like a tree. Walnut: I look like a brain. Mushroom: I look like an umbrella. Banana: Dude! Change the topic. |
| : If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? | Slippers! |
| How do you spell banana | E,V,I,L (I don't agree, bananas are majestic creatures) |
| Do bananas drink Coke or Pepsi | (Again I don't agree with this) Neither, they drink blood because they're evil |
| How did the Iceland repel the bananas attack | (People from Iceland are mean banana killers) By freezing them |
| What do bananas Hitler and Napoleon have in common | (Nothing) Everything |
| Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm | He kept throwing the bent bananas away |
| How did the mother banana spoil the baby banana | she left him out in the sun too long |
| (Not a banana joke) A guy walks into a bar, and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots, narrowly missing the guy. The guy says thank you, leaves a tip then leaves. Why did he say thank you and leave a tip. | (See has nothing to do with bananas) He had the hiccups. |
| (Now back to your regularly scheduled banana jokes) Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas | They were empty |
| Why dont bananas snore | Because they dont want to wake up the rest of the bunch |
| why are you eating a banana with the skin on | oh its alright I know whats inside |
| Whats yellow on the inside and green on the outside | A banana dressed up as a cucumber |
| What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg | Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose. |
| What would you call two banana skins | A pair of slippers |
| What do you do if you see a blue banana | Try to cheer it up |
| What's yellow and writes | A ball-point banana |
| What's yellow and always points to the north | A magnetic banana |
| What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz | An electric banana. |
| How do monkeys get down the stairs | They slide down the banana-ster |
| What kind of a key opens a banana? | A monkey |
| Why did the monkey like the banana | Because it had appeal |
| How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana | Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana. |
| Why are bananas never lonely | Because they hang around in bunches. |
| how do you catch King Kong | Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana |
| Why do bananas do so well on the dating scene | Because they have appeal |
| Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet Andy: Did she lose weight? | Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well! |
| This one is not appropriate for school and dont let your teacher see it. just dont let a teacher see it | I'm Chiquita banana and I'm here to say if you wanna kill your teacher, there's a real easy way just take a banana peel, and put it on the floor and watch your teacher go flying out the door |
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