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Term | Definition | Most Like: | Personal Thoughts | Dedications | Thoughts- Written Da Asian! |
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官員 官员 | government official (not for Asian) | Justin (when he's not in a frenzy) | These people usually are important | Presidents | Mister Government official, I'm preety sure not not official int the government, only employee |
鴉片 鸦片 | opium (Drug, Very GOODE) | Sounds like Jerry (hyperactive) | They are very good. Have not tried it yet. | Drunk | justlike cocaine. nowq who would like free sample of thge free drug |
戒掉 戒掉 | to quit (Life) | I don't know actually (who would want to suicide?) | Only quit games. I've never quit life | Hobos | i quit meh job becuase im the toooooo smart for these stupid bad ,women |
勸阻 劝阻 | to advise against; to dissuade (Not Taking Drugs) | Ms. Huang (She's a teacher) | Totally teachers. I mean you must a teacher with restrictions | Ms. Huang | the parents dissuade against buying too many9 toys, but wahat are thge really talking about |
擔心 担心 | to worry (About Da Homework) | Justin (Projects are stressful) | Worry about what college you're going to | Justin | to worry about your mama weight and da asiani sanity |
上癮 上瘾 | to become addicted to (Homework :) Very Asian-Like) | Me (Math Homework ^-^) | Kids (me) get addicted to games. Who can disagree | Me | im addicted top te math homework and i can't stop. meh parents are proud |
梨 梨 | pear (It's Addictive, Seriously!) | Me (It's really good) | Tasty fruit. I like for lunch | Me | mommom, i found the b+ pear Mom: hey Mudda***hole, u get da B y not da A |
針刺 针刺 | needle injection (Of Death, U Will Not Not Die) | Anyone who wants to be a doctor | Those needles strike fear into your heart. What if the injection goes wrong. What happens next? | Vivek | 2 option 1 choipstick up your butt or 2 chopsticks up your butt |
復原 复原 | to recover (From Heartache, your BF/GF has just dumped you. No dating until you Marry!) | Probably...Um...I don't know. You tell me. Leave a comment | I recovered from fever not 2 weeks ago. It was awful | Me | u trecover yer grade ir you tald to the pile of shopstick |
關節 关节 | joint (In Your Anus) | Well there really is no way to compare | There are 6 types of joints: saddle, immovable, ball and socket, hinge, and others | Mrs. Fortino and Jackson | i use needle to fix your joint. i stab it. YYYYYYYYeah |
推拿 推拿 | a form of Chinese massage (Used for Asians) | Future Asian doctors | I don't get it, how does it work? | Chinese Doctors | chinese massage uses hand. Real massage use slaves |
開刀 开刀 | to perform or have a surgery (By a Professional Only, Perferably Asian) | Asian Surgeons | I hope I don't have this done | Vivek | the surgery never finsih but you LIVE with no butt |
西醫 西医 | a doctor trained in Western medicine (White Guy) | No one in our class | Kaiser people | Kaiser | Mom i want to be da doctor Mom: good just don't be da white guy docotr |
生物學 生物学 | biology (Bad) | Animal lovers (not sure who it would be) | It's not actually bad. | Mrs. 14-0 | Mom, im going to be a doctor Mom: very good son Me: an animal doctor Mom: Mudda ***hole, you be surgeon |
化學 化学 | chemistry (Decent) | Ummmmmmmmmmm...No idea | Make money with Chemical Engineering | Geraldine | Ply with the cocin cyanide and tobacco and make he ulotimate drug |
物理學 物理学 | physics (Asian) | Future Mathimaticians | I can only think of physicians | Mr. Soss | quantom Physoics is easy and fun for MMMME |
酷 酷 | cool (Like the Populars *Sigh* I wish...) | Girls (Names not availible, there are definitely some) | New Stuff, always "cool" | Pokemon | im da cool mom Mom: No son you have to be da smart, da wise hole |
幸運 幸运 | lucky (Blood=red red=lucky Blood=Lucky ?????) | Lottery winners. Can't say I know anyone | But is Blood Lucky | Me | mom I got 100 dollar Mom: ok give it to me or u get da chopsytci |
科技 科技 | science and technology (Asian Tech) | Asian Engineers | My Family does this | My Computer | da asina use da oild fashjion needle into heart to save hujman |
學術 学术 | academic (Success From The Asian) | Me, Devin, Chris, Jerry, etc. | Well it's very important | My Fellow Classmates | da asian youj have to success in everything |
感想 感想 | after thoughts; reflections; impressions (From Math Test Happy!!!!!!!!!!!) | Me (worry about grades not homework) | Spotted an error | Math tests | i feel that the A is not good e-knough. Only the A+ is only satisfactory |
獎賞 奖赏 | award; reward (Your Asian, You should not need. Only for College) | Jerry, Alice | Scholarships are better | My Father | So stupid, really on the award |
困苦 困苦 | suffering hardship and poverty (Because you did not get the "A") | Justin???????????? | Homeless guys, a lot more on the streets | The people on the streets | Asian is all lthe good and holy in the world- never suffer |
財富 财富 | wealth (Must Get "A" First) | Smart people/investors | Invest smart, reep rewards | Loto Winners | mom I have da $1000 Mom: u live for da A+A+A+ not da money stupid |
發達 发达 | developed; advanced (Is The Asian. Not Medicine though) | Computers | Society is advanced | My Computer | mom I want a computer Mom: Ok but it canno be computer it has to be a-puter |
山峰 山峰 | mountain peak (Only the White Climb, The Asian will fly. Cause dem Smart!) | some kind of movie thing/intro | Climbing to Mount Everest | Paramount (I think) | mom I watch the paramount movie b-status Mom: hahaha laugh at their failures! |
辮子 辫子 | braids (No wonder we don't see the "PONYTAIL" anymore. China's promoting braids. Hmm, Chinese movies have men use braids) | movie actors | One of Ariel's friends seems to always have this. | Hoe Jie from "Shaolin" | Mom my friend have da braid Mom: F*** b-raid go for a-raid mudda ***hole |
考驗 考验 | to test (If you Asian or not. 100%=Asian 99% or less=Not Asian) | I would Do That | A=100% B=99-96% C=95-93% D=92-91% F=90-0% Best Grading Scale | My Brain | Test: how many chopstick can you shove in or your butt at once |
錢財 钱财 | money; wealth (makes the world go round, not love) | Billionaires | Very Important | Jennifer | i live for da money money money Mom: Dumb*** U live for da A+ A+ A+ |
聯合 联合 | to unite; to join (In a revolt against Homework haters. Probably the Whites) | Influence people | Clubs, teams are all examples | Sahil | im in a club Friend: really what club Me: A+ Asians |
碧水 碧水 | blue water (but then what's 蓝水?) | Philosophers | I thought water was clear | Percy Jackson | look mom b-water Mom: Son of da B u only drink that A+ water |
嫁 嫁 | to marry (a husband) (Any Ideas ladies?) | Must be girls | Then what's "to marry (a wife)" | Geraldine | Mom im marrying Mom: SHUT UP no marrying until u marry |
古聖 古圣 | ancient sages (Probably no Magic Involved. Diss-apointing) | The Sorcerers Apprentic...WAIT Failure more like | Disappointment | Mr. Soss | Mom im magic Mom: No u Smart |
姑娘 姑娘 | maiden; girl (cough cough *Jerry* cough cough) | Jerry always (or most of the time) talks with the girls | Jerry reference couldn't help it | Jerry | Mom i know Jerry lin Mom: oh you now the smart Maiden |
結束 结束 | to end (a life, soooooooo...Who do you want to murder? Hmmm...) | Bad People (*lice the Evil Child) | ... (No Comment) | School | Mom i gonna be a robber Mom: No it's prnounced da "Doctor" |
感人 感人 | touching; moving (Inappropriate spots maybe. doesn't specify) | P*** Stars | Pervs | Emotion | Mom im moving Mom: no! you not in college yet. I wish u were |
方言 方言 | dialect (I prefer the ACCENT) | People | People with accents sound funny | Josh Kwon | mom do You have a accent Mom:[in asian accent] I ain't got no accent |
男女老少 男女老少 | all people regardless of age and sex (looks like now I can use SEX as a word) | Anti-Discrimination Folk | Martin Luther King Jr. | Me | Mom are you old Mom: Know, Im young and beautiful Me: DAFUQ |
摘下 摘下 | to pick (up the opposite gender or SEX. Pulled that off smoothly) | Perverts | Fruits are good | Pears | i found a tape Friend: oh reallt whats it say Tape:what does the ASIAN say!?! |
硬 硬 | hard; stiff (Just Like ******'s Private Parts) | A rock (No, I'm serious) | Rocks, that's it | Pg. 505 | Mom look at pg. 505 Mom: no you are a doctor. I'm heart surgeon and engineer |
民族 民族 | nationality; ethnic group (Im Asian, Im Asian, Im Asian, I write the math n' Equations) | Everyone in the world | All (about) 8,000,000,000 people | Asians | mom im asian Mom: then why u have da B Me: Sh*t im sorry |
聳立 耸立 | to stand high (and fall down. And DI!) | Celebrities (famous one day, shunned the next) | Award ceremony | Mr. Twerdahl | Mom im tall Mom: then your white not ASIAN |
壯 壮 | strong (ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) | Actors (I don't really know anyone else) | Wrestlers maybe? | TV | mom im strong Mom: Then get medal in olympics then u my son |
精彩 精彩 | brilliant (That's me, da Asian) | Most Asians (Arie* is not really...Uh...Bright) | Leonardo Da Vinci | Asians | mom, am i smart Mom: your a dumb*** now go study |
吸煙 吸烟 | to smoke (It relieves Stress. Go Try It!) | Old People | Causes lung cancer | The People who smoke | mom im smoking Mom: (gasps) do your homework |
沒關係 没关系 | It doesn't matter (This is the White Speech when their child gets F-) | Carefree-ness | This is not true. Everything matters | Jason | mom, look at my middle finger Mom: look at my chopsticks |
內臟 内脏 | internal organs (I've touched some. Squishy) | Biologists | Lungs, heart, etc. | Mrs. Fortino | mom, your fat Mom: the D is fat, Im da A dumb*** go study |
癌症 癌症 | cancer (What if there was a good cancer? Makes you think what would it do?) | Doctors | Very bad if bad | Cells | Mom I have cancer Mom: do your homework |
銷毀 销毁 | destroy by melting or burning (Charmander use Flamethrower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) | That one guy we learned about who destroyed drugs | Wonder what forging is then? | Pokemon | mom, my homework is melting Mom: Do your Burning homework |
賠 赔 | to pay for the loss (Lose, Your Asian You Always WIN. Especially if you have Drugs!) | Early China | Gambling debts. Don't gamble | China | mom im in debt Mom: Dumb*** use your KUNG FU |
飲食 饮食 | food and drink (Let's get FAT Together) | Fat People | Burger King | Edward | mom eat un-healthy MOM: Eat althy it has da A |
阿姨 阿姨 | aunt (How much Money?) | Your aunt | Your aunt | Auntie | mom auntie here Mom:good she teach u she has A |
診所 诊所 | clinic (Tennis Clinic During Summer! WHOOOOOOOO!) | The doctor's office | + or - dunno | Bob Morgan | Clinic NO alinic |
弱 弱 | weak (This is Jerry) | A twig | Baby's head | Jerry | Maiden Jerry can't hold up air Mom:butt she's smart marry her Me: im not gay |
拉肚子 拉肚子 | diarrhea (TOO TOO MUCH water. DUH!) | Brown Stuff (POOP) | Nasty-ness | Crap | Diarrhea is good Mom: mean you drink enough water |
長見識 长见识 | to widen one's knowledge (With Math Equations) | People who want to be smart | School | Me | School sucks Mom: School is asian santuary Me: I get bullied Mom: I don't care about da bully bullsh*t |
肉眼 肉眼 | naked eye (If you added 肉 to other words, would it make them "naked"?) | Strippers | No contacts No Glasses | Edward | mom my eyes are naked Mom: Put yer clothes on Mudda ***hole |
散發 散发 | send out; send forth (My non-exsistent army) | Delusional Generals | Armies always Armies | Jerry | mom i was sent out Mom: stay home and read the damn book |
轟動的 轰动的 | sensational (I like elementary my dear Watson better) | Popularity | Happiness | Sherlock Holmes | mom im popular Mom: no you smart |
報考 报考 | to register for an examination (Dat's the Asian) | Over-achieving Asians | OAAs | OAAs | mom I test Mom: you my son |
時尚 时尚 | trend, trendy (Girls will be Girls) | Girls | Teenage Girls | Anh Hue Lu (Just Average) | Maiden Jerry is trendy Mom: NO! She's smart |
節約 节约 | to economize; to save (The Asian Philosophy) | Asian Parents | Parents (Smart) | Mom | I save food Mom: Good you becoming more Asian |
保留 保留 | to keep; to preserve (The A+) | Pressurized Students | Mentally | The Bank | I keep stealing Mom: No, Keep Studying |
日漸 日渐 | gradually (No!, Go Faster, TURTLE!) | Turtle | Old Computers | Lenovo | SLowly moving Mom: study fast doe |
Prove That You Survived Aged Sperm *Live 4 A+* | Type: A+ Asian | Happiness! | Extra Code:Asian-ness | All Of You Wonderful People (Except: *lice) | Da Asian=Derek Alice pg. 505 is something you never want to see |