Fudge-whipple or mallow based?
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Grandma G. Fudge-whipple or mallow based? | Mallow - with flavor shifters |
Grandpa J. You'd be the size of the dome on capitol hill! | I wish I'd never heard of candy, or Wonka |
Mrs. B Charlie, plug in the radio! | Really? This is the best birthday ever! |
Grandma G. You still have a bar of candy! | Yes, I know... |
Wonka The small boy standing right their is Charlie Bucket, their only son. | Here ya' go, Grandpa Joe, cabbage soup |
Candyman Nothing for you, Charlie? | Not today. I don't want to spoil my appetite. |
Mr. B 1,249,976 perfectly installed toothpaste caps Charlie. | Do you think I might work in the toothpaste factory one day? |
Candyman And take this for being such a good kid. | Really? |
Mr. B Things were tough when I had the job, but now--- | Don't worry Dad. Like Grandpa Joe says, "Think positive". |
Grandpa J. Seeing for yourself all those undead, zombie workers--- | Eating a lifetime supply of chocolate... All Eating a lifetime supple of chocolate... |
Mr. B No, fresh cabbage soup | Now, that's, positive |
James I love candy! All candy! Chocolate, caramel, jawbreakers, suckers... | Stop it! You're making my mouth water. |
Matilda Did ya' hear? Some kid found the first golden ticket! | Already? When? |
Grandpa J. Then he locked the gates of the factory forever! | But Mr. Wonka still makes candies. I smell them on my way to school. |
Start of scene 7 where P. trout has just said where the sweet has turned sour | Gee, after just one day, there are only three golden tickets left. |
Candyman What'll it be, Charlie my boy? | Well, I think I'll share this one with my family... Grandpa Joe likes the Whipple Scrumptious Fudge Mallow Delight, but Grandma Josephina likes the Nutt-a-riffic. |
Grandpa J. Cheer me up Charlie!- Tell me what's the chocolate news? | Wonka's got a new bar out--- |
Grandpa J. Charlie-remember we may be starving, we may be poor, but the Bucket family always- | All Thinks positive! |
Mr. B I'm positive we're having something special for supper tonight- | Leftover cabbage soup? |
Grandpa J. One... Two... Three... | Nothing. A good thing really... 'cos chocolate's very fattening. |
Song- The Candyman can cos' he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good | Thanks for the candy. Oh yeah, my dad wants to know if we can borrow the paper? |
Mrs. B We wouldn't dream of it Charlie. | Come on, Dad, have a piece. You deserve something special after losing your job. |
Mrs. B Charlie, come... eat. | Here's the paper... Dad |
Candyman Take it home to your folks | You think I should? Maybe I should put up a notice... |
Grandma J. Flavor shifters?! My! | Papa, what's the latest cap count? |
Grandpa J. Go on boy, open it! | It's a Wonka's Whipple-Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight! |
Candyman Oh Charlie, would you grab the last case of the Nut Crunchies for me? Don't want them to freeze... | Sure. I think you dropped this coin |
Mrs. B We should all go to bed. | Can Grandpa Joe tell me one Wonka story? Just one? Please? |
Candyman Here take one of these, on the house. | Really? Thanks! |
Mr. B Charlie, run out and see if anyone is done with the newspaper. | Ok Dad, you'll have to feed Grandpa George. |
Wonka That, my friends, is an Oompa Loompa | A zombie worker |
Grandpa J. Tour the factory? | A lifetime supply of chocolate? |
Grandpa J. Charlie, look here... | A Wonka's Nutty Crunch Surprise! |
Candyman Here, take my scarf; you'll freeze to death. | Thanks |
Grandpa J. I've been saving - open it! | I can't, I'm too nervous. You open it. |
Mr. B You'd think one deserving kid would win | Dad? Why aren't you at work? Did they close the factory early? |
Grandma G. Your making me jumpy! | Well... that's that... who wants a piece? |
Candyman Really. You look like you're starving | Mmm.... it's so good. A perfect blend of Belgian Dark Chocolate and New World Light, with subtle overtones of Moroccan Espresso. Wonka's a genius! Thanks. I better get to school. Do you think I could have just one more? I'll pay for it. |
Grandpa J. Shh.... | But, where'd you get it? |
Wonka and yet - you admitted your guilt | But the other kids... |
Wonka To find the perfect person to make new candy dreams come true. | I don't understand |
Wonka Come along, I've more exciting things to show you | Oh my! Mr. Wonka? Kids? |
Mike I'm gonna be on TV! | He's gone! |
Wonka Three good little children left. | Mr. Wonka, will Violet ever be all right, or will she always be a blueberry? |
Wonka I'm glad to hear you say that, Charlie, because from this moment on its yours. | What do you mean? |
Grandpa J. Should we? | Well, I suppose one tiny taste wouldn't do us any harm. |
Wonka Charlie do you love my factory? | It's the most wonderful place in the whole world! |
Oompa Try it... | Whose there? Hello? |
Wonka I need a heir, and that person is you | You want me to run this entire factory? What about my mom and dad and Grandpa Joe and ---- |
Wonka We've never sent a person before... | Look! Something's happening! |
Wonka The entire family can live here. | I'd love to --- I'd positively love to! |
Wonka Good day Charlie Bucket, and goodbye. | Ummm. Goodbye Mr. Wonka Mr. Wonka, I don't deserve the lifetime supply of chocolate, you see I tasted the fizzy lifting drink and broke the rules. And I'm very sorry. Thank you for the wonderful day and tour. It was better than Christmas. |
Grandpa J. They left us behind. | Grandpa Joe, what's that? |